Boredom: still better than teaching

[i_calql8]

Hawkeye: Bored.
BJ: So bored.
Hawkeye: So bored, it's boring.
BJ: Boring-ding-ding.
Hawkeye: Boronus, Boretis, Boremus--'I came, I saw, I bored'
BJ: He bored, she bored, they bored.
Hawkeye: All a-bored!
BJ: I was gonna say that!

I shut off the Cubs-Mariners game when the M's put up a four-spot in the 4th innings. I knew the Cubs wouldn't even ger close to sniffing the lead after that. Final score: 8-1, Mariners.

So, in my boredom, I went through the LJDQ archives, from the get-go, and played Stat Rat on myself, snd found out about the life of i_calql8, quizling:

First quiz played: March 7, 2006
First multi-quotage quiz: May, 9, 2006 (It took me that long?)
First +1: September 18, 2006
Reason: +1, Sting
First Geek of the Week: March 27, 2006
Reason: Knowing what a Snellen chart was
Best quiz score: 5 of 6, done twice

Quotages: 366
Quotages containing puns: 106
Total +1s: 48
Total +2s: 1
Total -1s: 4
Correct answers to Question #6: 2

Reasons for +s:

Blazing Saddles (four times)
Sting (twice)
Star Trek IV (twice)
Judge Dredd (twice)
The Simpsons (twice)
Mystery Men (twice)
Schoolhouse Rock (twice)
Kill Bill (twice)
Ghostbusters (twice)
Being old school
Office Space
Boot to the Head
Batman
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
For being old
RISK
Saturday Night Live
Conan the Barbarian
Thundarr the Barbarian
Wayne's World
Summoning the power of Clint Eastwood
The Untouchables
Lyricalicious
Moonlighting
Better Off Dead
Animaniacs
Wet Dream
Top Secret
The Blues Brothers
The Venture Brothers
South Park
James Taylor
Plants vs. Zombies
The Muppet Show
Ren & Stimpy
The Godfather
Ang isn't looking

Reasons for -s:

Geek of the Week (twice)
Gratuitous Dick jokes
Using "conceivably" in a sentence dealing with impregnation

Truly, I have no life.

But then, the LJDQ is fun, when my funneh is working right. And the LJDQ is love. And bliss. And humor. And bacon. And gin and pudding. And I am okay with that.