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Dear Parents of Screaming Child,
If you know you will be in a place, like the DMV, a grocery store, a restaurant, or a bank, where waiting for a long time is a strong possibility...now, listen carefully, as this is important...
Leave. The kid. At. Freaking. HOME!
Further, if you know your child has a voice with the power to cut steel at 10 yards, shatter glass at 50 yards, or cause the dogs in a two-block radius to go bozo, again...
Leave. The kid. At. Freaking. HOME!
Don't tell me you can't. There are two of you. That means one of you can stay with the kid, at home, and one of you can go about and take care of business. It also means that the general public will be spared the ear-splitting screechings of your hellish offspring.
Without love,
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Leave. The kid. At. Freaking. HOME!
Further, if you know your child has a voice with the power to cut steel at 10 yards, shatter glass at 50 yards, or cause the dogs in a two-block radius to go bozo, again...
Leave. The kid. At. Freaking. HOME!
Don't tell me you can't. There are two of you. That means one of you can stay with the kid, at home, and one of you can go about and take care of business. It also means that the general public will be spared the ear-splitting screechings of your hellish offspring.
Without love,
i_calql8
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