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[i_calql8]

Missed puns that didn't make the LJDQ cut this week, because germankitty is some people are just curious, in the same way that they slow down to see a car wreck or fight...

Q: Who is the "detective" in the Agatha Christie novels "The Moving Finger" and "The Body in the Library"?

A: I was a big Agatha Christie fan, until a fire ruined my collection. The Poirot novels were saved, but I lost my Marples.

Best of the bunch, with a high spousal groan factor, but I have a feeling others thought of it, too.

Q: Fun with lyrics! Name the song and the band:
I've never been in love
I don't know what it is
Only knows if someone wants her
I want them if they want me
I only know they want me

A: "Want-anamera"

Weaker pun, but still, I thought it would get in. Oh, well. *shrugs*

Q: Martha Cannary was better known as whom?

A: Calamity Jane, aka Cannary Whoa

Prolly lots of Cannery Row puns were submitted, so I'm not surprised here. I is still happys with my double quotages. XD

Comments

[germankitty]

FYI, I agree with your Spousal Unit.

Also, Pffffffffffffffffffffft! :-)

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

I *knew* you'd check out the puns that didn't make the cut!

I KNEW it!!!

::iz smug::

[germankitty]

Well, if you're posting them easy to see on my friendslist ... not much "checking out", is there?

*drops a tub of chocolate pudding on your head*

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Pudding? Chocolate?

You DO loves me!!! Woo hoo!!!

[germankitty]

Happy licking!