This week's puns, san(d)s the punch

[i_calql8]

My poor, lonely puns that did not make the LJDQ cut:

2. Who was the first woman to serve on the United States Supreme Court?

Juris Prudence

I thought this was clever. I'm guessing several had it already.

5. What is the full name of the founder of "Kentucky Fried Chicken"?

Harlan Sanders, who once tried to incorporate his KFC franchise into houses of worship, calling the restaurants "A Prayer and a Wing".

This was a stretch, I admit. The mods were wise in vetoing this one.

Comments

[germankitty]

*giggles*

If it's any consolation to you, I think your answer to #2 is funnier than my "Sandra Dee -- she's the one that they wanted", which made it (or maybe just because there were 4 of us making the "Grease" connection).

[i-calql8.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooo, so close...I bet if you had put 'Sandra Dee O'Connor' along with the rest, you'd have gotten the quotage.

Never underestimate the power of punnery!

[germankitty]

No, no, I got my quotage; there were just three more names in addition to mine. :) But I did have a near-miss on the Adam Sandler question. Hmph.

(Besides, I'm still good from the +20 I got for making four Thursday-Reminder icons!)